December 2011
58 posts
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
PS BITCHEZ! people of colorado…. since my unfortunate legal situation has rendered me 100% sober for...
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts...”
– Charles Bukowski (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
Merry Christmas Bitchez
Spending time with my family was amazing, but I’m glad it’s over. Came home with a buttload of stuff I don’t need but really wanted:
-Steve Madden riding boots -New suede boots -A set of Mac makeup brushes -A Japanese folding wall thing (You know, one of those trifold walls you change behing and throw your clothes over like in the renaissance era.) -New TV and DVD Player -Gloves...
“If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think...”
– Haruki Murakami
Me: I just got a massage from one of those sketch asian massage places: Touch of China. James: Happy ending? Me: It’s hard to explain.
People who Speak English, but DON'T KNOW HOW.
This might be confusing, in fact, you may be asking yourself if I even know how to speak English because the above statement doesn’t make sense. You’d be wrong. This post is about people who so badly butcher the English language and have, for so long, it’s become acceptable. Let me start with something that annoys me on a daily basis via email: People who say: SHOULD OF, COULD...
Bad to the Bone
doo noo noo noo noo. (please tell me you sang that, cause I sure as hell did) I went Christmas shopping for my family and friends on Monday…. and I ended buying things for myself. It’s bad. So bad, but I couldn’t help it. I’ve been looking for a chunky infinity scarf because they’re warm as fuck. I usually hate going with ‘this year’s trend’ because...
Downtown looks beautiful
covered in fresh powder and the white glow of christmas lights on the trees that line the streets. Nothing gets better than this, Colorado.
Christmas is coming early bitchez.
Lisa sent me a new Otterbox case for my phone and it came in the mail today! It is beautiful and I could throw my phone across the room in a fit of rage with no repercussions if I wanted to. Though, I won’t, I’m not the rage type. Then, she surprised me by stopping by my work and bringing me my presents. I got a new flowy gray sweater, a lace top that goes well with EVERYTHING I own,...
I've Given a lot of Thought
to the new year. In my family, we always made a big deal of setting goals for ourselves on new year’s day. We would sit down and have dinner and discuss them. Beforehand, my dad made sure we had written physical, monetary, and spiritual goals. All of them had to be attainable, but also hard to achieve. I think it’s been a few years since I took it seriously, and it’s about time...
“There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found
While journeying east and...”
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.”
– Swedish Proverb
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I’m fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Group Therapy
There are a few people I dislike immensely in my group therapy class, like the girl that got a domestic abuse charge for punching her boyfriend in the face when she was 18, and the 30 year old woman who got caught with marijuana 3 years ago who always seems like she’s on some kind of opiate. But, there are a few extremely genuine people there, like the guy who sat next to me who used to be...
I AM A COOKING MACHINE
seriously though. Andre doesn’t cook very much so I usually end up making dinner. My cooking skillz are on par lately. Sunday night, I made dinner for Lisa, Andre, and I. I sautéed beef tips in a sweet teryaki ginger sauce. After I was done, I took the meat out of the pan and added a little water to the sauce that was left over and steamed broccoli in it. Threw it all on top of some brown...
Today will be Good
despite all the shitty things that are happening. Can I still blame this on Mercury being in retrograde? Shitty: -lost my wallet. has not been seen since saturday night. -have to pay for new debit card, which will not come in the mail for another 15 days. -have to pay to go get new license. -in order to get new license, I have to go back to Red Feather to get my passport from my parents’...
My thoughts on Sushi and Yetis
On Sunday night, Lisa, Andre and I decided to go out for some dinner and dessert downtown. Seeing as all of us work all the time and never go out to have fun, I forced the motherfuckers out of my bed and out to Suehiro.
I don’t eat sushi. I’m allergic to shellfish. There for, my thoughts on sushi: fuck you. Everyone likes you so much. And I don’t get why! all you do is make my...
Anonymous asked: Tell yung dre to SUCK IT!!!!! jk, get better soon!
Glutards
I’m dying! but really… I’m sick. Very sick, which is why I’ve been on blog hiatus for a few days. Tuesday night after work, I wasn’t feeling well, so instead of going to the gym to climb or going to Boulder to train, I went home and laid down to sleep.
Since Tuesday night, I have had a giant headache, a fever, a sore throat, and a stuffy nose. Basically, I’ve...
britishkilledtheradio-deactivat asked: i saw andre the other day. the end. he was driving and gave a little honk at me and i was like "hey fuck you! I HAVE THE RIGHT A WAY YOU DICK!!" then i realized it was him :)
Anonymous asked: one day, you'll regret not getting even a minuscule degree. you aren't even training anymore, working a dead end job and if you and andre ever split up i know you won't be working there. fail. you're smarter than that. or are you?
thisoldpage asked: Did u delete ur facebook? Eye tryed fnding u, n I cldn't.... God damn, that was hard to type. But really... Also, where is your new job? What are you doing? What are you wearing? Are you sitting somewhere? Are you standing? What are you doing? Do you miss me? Do you still live in Cananandada? How's your booty? Can I touch it? Does it want me to touch it? It says to ask you anything? Did...
Anonymous asked: did u drop out of front range
“But it’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I...”
– American Beauty
