March 2012
45 posts
February 2012
46 posts
There isn't anything in the world
That a little David Bowie can’t fix.
“Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Why god why is this so funny.
Anonymous asked: I like the way you write. You seem lovely
And so it begins
The first of my friends is engaged. It comes on the heels of my confusing, scary, and aching break up with Andre. At first, I thought, “I hope she doesn’t expect me to be happy for her, I mean cooooome ooooon *Scoff* look at my love life just sitting in front of me like a pile of poop. Someone literally just walked by, squatted down, and took a steaming shit on my love life.” ...
You look very French
wat.
wat are you even saying to me right now. In the past week two different clients at work have told me that. What gave it away? no seriously, because I’ve been speaking English this whole time. I am not wearing a white and black striped shirt. I am not wearing a beret. I am not wearing lipstick and drinking café au lait while I am taking your order. Is it my nose? I get that a...
Anonymous asked: how much do you weigh?
3 tags
Late Night Feelin Right
After going home from work early because I ate a whole bag of twizzlers by myself, inducing a stomach ache the size of Canada, I took a nap. And then I did some other shit, but this post isn’t about any of the stupid things I eat. It’s about what I did before I ate an entire bag of twizzlers by myself. It is in fact about the amazing opportunity I have coming my way and if anyone...
“I’m sorry for a lot of things, but most of all that I never got the chance to...”
“Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your...”
The girl who lives next to me
probly already has me pegged. “All I hear that bitch do is cry and listen to Maroon 5 WAY too loud.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MEEEEEEEE
Anonymous asked: when did he break up with you?
"Skrillex fans are MORE likely to rob a gas... →
JUST SIGNED THE LEASE ON MY FIRST REAL APARTMENT
ANNDDD, I live downtown above Wallstreet Bar on Linden. RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM SUEHIRO miam miam
Honestly, this sucks
but I suck and that’s mainly the reason I have to do this. Here’s to not sucking, in the future.
We're SAVED! →
maybeitsrapture:
…kind of.
Scientists discover a fungus that eats plastic.
IT'S OFFICIAL
I am doing runway at The March of The Zombies show at the Gothic this year. SO EXCITED. March 3rd. There will be pictures. Colorado bitches want to come? It’s only 8 dollars. See you there or you’re a square. ciao, gossip goat.
WINTER STORM WARNING UNTIL 11PM TOMORROW?
wat.
what even is this mounds of snow everywhere...
me: *ring ring* “OMG BOYFRAN are you even alive cause I know you’re about to drive home in this terrible weather and I really just want to know if you’ve crashed and died because the last time I talked to you was like 27 seconds ago and I’m not sure if you’ve crashed and died and your body is now freezing in your crashed-ass car.” andre: Doesn’t pick up...
China Doll
There is something to be said for being in love when you’re young, before you realize that life is full of responsibilities, bad hair days, and problems, before you know that the world actually sucks. Every dream you have feels like it’s the only, every kiss feels like the first. There’s a reason for that. Your first love, I imagine, is like tripping on acid for the first time....
